Welcome my son... welcome to The Machine.
My dear friend @nancy_whiskey has made my girls VERY happy... & apparently hungry for some bacon :)
I came home to find another perfect example of how awesome my kids are. This was the perfect ending to a great night!
I failed at everything I wanted to do this weekend, but I succeeded at giving my 10 year old an awesome birthday!
That's more like it. It's been one if those days.
Well, weeks really.
"Happy Halloween ladies!"
The Bug just had a Reese's cup for desert. I turn my head to look at her & see her doing this.
I am one lucky son of a bitch!
Ok, these seats are AWESOME! Cc:@ownermental
I just got the coolest wedding invitation I've ever seen!
4th Add the pasta & the cheese. Serve it up & watch it get devoured.
3rd add the red stuff #cooking
2nd brown the little balls of sausage that your underage slave labor sous chefs made earlier. #cooking
First sauté the onion & garlic in a little olive oil. #cooking
And then I was sent this & it made my fucking day.
Hell yes!!!! #httr
Presenter 3 gets points for making me chuckle aloud at his font choice in his PowerPoint presentation.
Someone I know has arrived. Either they don't remember me, or they didn't recognize me in my "pretty pink cowl". :)
In case anyone was curious, this is what the finished product looks like:
I think it's time for a beverage.
Yes, I'm using a Kit Kat to stir my cocktail, what of it?
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