Chris Ellison


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My dear friend has made my girls VERY happy... & apparently hungry for some bacon :)

I came home to find another perfect example of how awesome my kids are. This was the perfect ending to a great night!

I failed at everything I wanted to do this weekend, but I succeeded at giving my 10 year old an awesome birthday!

That's more like it. It's been one if those days.

Well, weeks really.

"Happy Halloween ladies!"

The Bug just had a Reese's cup for desert. I turn my head to look at her & see her doing this.


I am one lucky son of a bitch!

Ok, these seats are AWESOME! Cc:

I just got the coolest wedding invitation I've ever seen!

4th Add the pasta & the cheese. Serve it up & watch it get devoured.

3rd add the red stuff #cooking

2nd brown the little balls of sausage that your underage slave labor sous chefs made earlier. #cooking

First sauté the onion & garlic in a little olive oil. #cooking

And then I was sent this & it made my fucking day.

Hell yes!!!! #httr

Presenter 3 gets points for making me chuckle aloud at his font choice in his PowerPoint presentation.

Someone I know has arrived. Either they don't remember me, or they didn't recognize me in my "pretty pink cowl". :)

In case anyone was curious, this is what the finished product looks like:

I think it's time for a beverage.

Yes, I'm using a Kit Kat to stir my cocktail, what of it?