Matthew Inman

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I'm at the supermarket and just discovered they sell mayonnaise made from bears! THIS IS EXCITING

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1986 days ago

I'm at the supermarket and just discovered they sell mayonnaise made from bears! THIS IS EXCITING

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Design_Assassin 1983 days ago

Jackpot! I hear it's Beary good!

Good to see it's a blend mix - the grit, hair and bone fragments in the less Premium, coarser style Bearnaise sauce mix can get a bit nasty...

ksmithington 1985 days ago

OMG!! ... that's a good deal!

IronDan1857 1985 days ago

Awesome!

mjoseff 1986 days ago

And the other stuff is made from Dutch people!

babinabhandari 1986 days ago

& I'd like to gargle with that mayonnaise.

Pyroh13453 1986 days ago

"add milk and butter"

J053PH_ 1986 days ago

French bears at that. The rare, cultured ones taste best. Mmmmm.

rohandey 1986 days ago

where it can be found

mybeme_ 1986 days ago

wow, and the bear is called Fred Meyer.

Ashes_n_stars 1986 days ago

LMAO! you are definitely one of the funniest guys on Twitter!

Ashes_n_stars 1986 days ago

LMAO! you are definitely one of the funniest guys on Twitter!

robberrones 1986 days ago

AND it is 3/$4.00 that my friends is a bargain. I haven't seen a deal like that in a coon's age.

shortbutscary 1986 days ago

If you look around in that aisle some more, you might find the little yellow and blue Heinz can that says "Spotted Dick."

fawksy 1986 days ago

this just made me cry from laughter.

justinjames 1986 days ago

what a deal! i can't get Bearnaise mix for less than $2.76 here in NYC =)

ribock 1986 days ago

You must be lusting after Nova Scotia goldilox.

tat2d_qt 1986 days ago

D:

KChavda 1986 days ago

Eeek! :-)

samfresco 1986 days ago

hahaah XD Are You buying it? O__O (and if You do, tell us how it tastes!)

migoy 1986 days ago

XD so much win in this