Bill Simmons

@sportsguy33

I write ESPN's Sports Guy column + host the BS Report podcast. My new book (The Book of Basketball) comes out on 10/27.

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Here's the Roy Randolph/90210 facial hair, paying off my fantasy hoops bet with @matthewberryTMR.

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1568 days ago

Here's the Roy Randolph/90210 facial hair, paying off my fantasy hoops bet with .

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otakueric 1563 days ago

going to try to bring an explosive show onto a plane now?

wolb37 1567 days ago

bill is not available at the moment (at courthouse finalizing restraining order against therealmark33)

jatkins23 1567 days ago

btw therealmark stfu.

jatkins23 1567 days ago

You look like the weez from the early Carolla podcast days.

pfunk3000 1567 days ago

therealmark33 is stalky, eh?

timmratt 1567 days ago

Shit, it don't look that bad, you almost have a better moustache than my ex-wife..........

therealmark33 1567 days ago

Tiger should get tatted up, roll to tournaments with 3 chicks, go happy gilmore, etc. He should become a bad boy,, transform his image a la Kobe post Eagle

therealmark33 1567 days ago

Tiger should get tatted up, roll to tournaments with 3 chicks, go happy gilmore, etc. He should become a bad boy,, transform his image a la Kobe post Eagle

therealmark33 1567 days ago

Rick Reilly SUCKS! Can't wait til your done with ESPN so you can start ripping him ,, You will supplant Carolla as the king of the independent podcast

Elvis_Leg 1567 days ago

This effect was accomplished through the use of one low-powered magnet and an ounce of iron filings.

therealmark33 1567 days ago

just messing though, huge fan, I even subscribed on I-Tunes

therealmark33 1567 days ago

why were you hesitating on your picks with cousin sal, weren't you suppose to go with the ones you had written down ?

therealmark33 1567 days ago

btw, remember how Darko was touted for his 'perimeter skills', guess how many career 3's he has ; but he's only 24, are we writing him off too soon

therealmark33 1567 days ago

This got linked from Deadspin, but you wouldn't know that since you don't read sports blogs, sorry

therealmark33 1567 days ago

"Here would be me counter" ... "How dare you" ... "Jenn with 2 N's"

therealmark33 1567 days ago

Matthew Berry is the Biggest Loser ever

andrewkingman 1567 days ago

And welcome, new Deadspin pic, anytime there's a "Sports Fella" post.

Major9000 1568 days ago

That's just a collection of stubble...you need at least 2 more weeks worth for a proper Roy Randolph.

Firefly1021 1568 days ago

Note to self, never get involved in a facial hair bet. Money you can earn back, pictures last forever.

dudetucker 1568 days ago

I bet Matt's got your pic on his bedroom ceiling... very Don Juan De Marco... or something... man, I commentin' on a dude's stache... I really have no life...