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#OnceYouGetMarriedYouCant dip ur fingers in red bush. Unless ur wife is a gingerer...

#OnceYouGetMarriedYouCant lie to yourself about how tru this pic is..

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#OnceYouGetMarriedYouCant change things. Look at this picture that goes from good to bad.

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#OnceYouGetMarriedYouCant go out partying ever night, which is why I always remained single...

#OnceYouGetMarriedYouCant wear a girasol on your left hand anymore.