#IfIWerePresident - FALAFEL FOR ALL!
#IfIWerePresident - Eating someone else's sandwich would be punishable BY DEATH!
#IfIWerePresident - Spray tanning would be outlawed! Those things are dangerous!!!
#IfIWerePresident - I'd pass a law to have Unagi taught in every school!
#IfIWerePresident. Textbook Delivery via Min of Education who is sure 2 break d Sonic Barrier Quicker! #RedBullStratos
#IfIWerePresident. SureFire to deliver textbooks Mr Prez. Min of Ed sure 2Break SoundBarrier Quicker! #RedBullStratos
#IfIWerePresident The Fact that I voted, doesn't that make Me1? So Whoz wagging the Dog?
#IfIWerePresident I would open community gardens around the country just like this on because @iRespectWeed...
#IfIWerePresident everyone would be required to eat 1 bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch a #Saturday
#IfIWerePresident I would publicly "Bitchslap" anyone against my policies.
@coachhandy: #IfIWerePresident Kanye West would be secretary of defense. @kanyewest should agree.
"@coachhandy: #IfIWerePresident @FloydMayweather would be speaker of the house.<<Should be@kanyewest
RT @coachhandy: #IfIWerePresident @FloydMayweather would be speaker of the house.
#IfIWerePresident I would send every dumbass nigga on a "secret" Nasa mission to the sun!!!
Really wish the #McSU would look into repaving the paths in front of BSB #ifiwerepresident #McMaster
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