@Niners_Indeed true story. But also, #IAmTom
And how the hell did I miss this one? #IAmTom And I am burdened with glorious purpose.
#IAmTom She doesn't even know about the little ring in my pocket, does she....
#IAmTom Timeout, Darling! I know you're my biggest fan, but please let me just tell you how much I adore you!
#IAmTom And you don't stand a chance.
#IAmTom So you miss the funnies, Darling? OK. This duck walks into a bar & orders a drink....
#IAmTom That tuft of hair on my chest distracting you, Darling? Hmm. Ever notice the tuft south of that? #Yum
Compliments of @TomHiddlesNet #IAmTom Thighs & buttocks are so holdable.... Whoops! Wrong interview, Darling.
#IAmTom Do you feel lucky, Edward? Do ya? #NotSoSparkley
#IAmTom You know, Darling, I am the TeaMaster. Just let me brew you a pot.
#IAmTom For the last time, Darling, you canNot wear those bottoms with that blouse. It's just... No!
#IAmTom Oh, Darling! What you're doing down there.... That foot massage is amazing!
#IAmTom So I'm handsome in black & white, am I? Well you're gorgeous in absolutely nothing, Darling!
#IAmTom Guess how many times I'm going to love you tonight-and that's just before supper. Can't wait for desert!
#IAmTom My, but you look smashing today, Darling! Now give us a kiss.
#IAmTom Perfection? Perfection is what I see every time I look at you, Baby.
#IAmTom This might be a business luncheon, Darling, but I assure you we'll have a pleasure feast tonight ;o
#IAmTom I've missed you so much, Darling! So very, very much.
#IAmTom Someone's thinking of me! Compliments of @Sundayegirl
#IAmTom My profile thrills you, doesn't it, Darling? Absolutely thrills you.... *Yes, Tom. It absolutely does*
#IAmTom Care to come in, Darling? I'm all alone here ;)
#IAmTom Don't you wonder what the camera didn't catch, Darling? ;p
#IAmTom Does my right eyebrow make you weep, Darling? Does it?
#IAmTom To my Darling: I think of you always, and miss your sweet caresses. *sigh*
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