Zoe Foster

@zotheysay

Author of Air Kisses, Textbook Romance & Playing The Field. Beauty blogger at PRIMPED.com.au. Columnist for Cosmo and Sunday Telegraph. Extreme wood whittler.

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Whatever, Blackberry idiots/Android dorks. You're just jealous of my pink crop top.

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GOSH. Good help is so hard to find these days. This removalist just stares at me waiting for instructions all day.

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The best coat of paint a plane has ever had? Quite possibly. (Cue Jetstar ripping it off in 5, 4, 3, 2... )

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As promised, Running Through The Tuscan Fields, photo. Shit qual, taken on iPhone, does it NO justice, mi dispiace.

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So annoying when you're trying to take a pic of a famous monument and some goose in a moustache jumps in and ruins it

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I'm TRYING to not be a Cat Person, but this is the most outrageously cute photo of my silky, gluttonous furchacho.

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God listens to Beyonce.

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This one on the other hand, goodness gracious me, how perfectly SJP.

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Both my beloved Mad Men birds - Hendricks and Jones - failed to light my MET ball fire. Perhaps my wood is wet.

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Elegant, unexpected & alluring: Claudia NAILED the red rug holy trinity. (So Marlene Dietrich, too) http://twitpic.com/1kavc4

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Rubbish pic, but check the Marlene Dietrichness of Claudia. Elegant, unexpected and sexy: the red rug holy trinity.

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Latte? Check. Laptop, keyboard, mouse? Check. Rad idea for a post on licking body clean? Check. Blog time. http://twitpic.com/1j8kfo

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Mr Francois Nars and Mr Zoe Foster, Sydney, 2010. Video interview to come.

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Finally! And only 36 years later: A picture of the luminous #mirandakerr and I at the KORA instore, Melbourne. (She's the one on the right.)

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Someone finally sent me that bingle in the shower photo. I don't get all the fuss?

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Playing The Field, my new novel: officially on sale Monday; definitely on sale Alreaday.

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