Author of Air Kisses, Textbook Romance & Playing The Field. Beauty blogger at PRIMPED.com.au. Columnist for Cosmo and Sunday Telegraph. Extreme wood whittler.
Whatever, Blackberry idiots/Android dorks. You're just jealous of my pink crop top.
GOSH. Good help is so hard to find these days. This removalist just stares at me waiting for instructions all day.
The best coat of paint a plane has ever had? Quite possibly. (Cue Jetstar ripping it off in 5, 4, 3, 2... )
As promised, Running Through The Tuscan Fields, photo. Shit qual, taken on iPhone, does it NO justice, mi dispiace.
So annoying when you're trying to take a pic of a famous monument and some goose in a moustache jumps in and ruins it
I'm TRYING to not be a Cat Person, but this is the most outrageously cute photo of my silky, gluttonous furchacho.
God listens to Beyonce.
This one on the other hand, goodness gracious me, how perfectly SJP.
Both my beloved Mad Men birds - Hendricks and Jones - failed to light my MET ball fire. Perhaps my wood is wet.
Elegant, unexpected & alluring: Claudia NAILED the red rug holy trinity. (So Marlene Dietrich, too) http://twitpic.com/1kavc4
Rubbish pic, but check the Marlene Dietrichness of Claudia. Elegant, unexpected and sexy: the red rug holy trinity.
Latte? Check. Laptop, keyboard, mouse? Check. Rad idea for a post on licking body clean? Check. Blog time. http://twitpic.com/1j8kfo
@NARSissist Mr Francois Nars and Mr Zoe Foster, Sydney, 2010. Video interview to come.
Finally! And only 36 years later: A picture of the luminous #mirandakerr and I at the KORA instore, Melbourne. (She's the one on the right.)
Someone finally sent me that bingle in the shower photo. I don't get all the fuss?
Playing The Field, my new novel: officially on sale Monday; definitely on sale Alreaday.
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