about 4 hours ago from Echofon  
@WookiesGirl Idk, prbly this:
2 days ago from Echofon  
It's resistance training night for me at the gym tonight. But I'd much rather just sit here & stare at this fire.
2 days ago from Echofon  
@NinjaTootsie There is no more red dot, alas. Instead there is... this!
4 days ago from Echofon  
At the Portland grotto lights thingy.
4 days ago from Echofon  
You guys gotta try this energy drink immediately. It's tasty & effective. It is some good shit! (I have not been paid to say this. Ü)
5 days ago from Echofon  
@NinjaBunny89 Oh, you speak Russian?? Quick, tell me what this means!
5 days ago from Echofon  
@rainingcandles It's # 1 on my list this Xmas. BTW I lied, the one I showed you was a pamphlet. LOL
5 days ago from Echofon  
@rainingcandles It comes out TO-MORROW. But check it out, I already got mine! #nook
5 days ago from Echofon  
Ahh dude! Scooby-Doo meets Batman! I haven't seen this in like 30 years!!
5 days ago from Echofon  
Pizza in the oven, fayah in the fayahplace.
7 days ago from Echofon  
AAAGH! FUCK YOU!! I wanna work out... HOW CAN YOU BE CLOSED, EVER?!?
7 days ago from Echofon  
Look, all I can say is... Man-boobs. In flight. #tvtweet (Comedy Central Tosh 2.0)
7 days ago from Echofon  
Has anyone seen this? Is it any good? Tell me!
7 days ago from Echofon  
Who sleeps in a leotard on the edge of a mattress w/o sheets? #tvtweet
8 days ago from Echofon  
@_YMM Cheap white Zinfandel.
12 days ago from Echofon  
L'ing M damn A O at @websoup's "Pussy Stampede" segment. #drunktweet
17 days ago from Echofon  
@WookiesGirl @WookieStyle
18 days ago from Echofon  
Warning: This link contains PUS.
19 days ago from Echofon  
1st fire of the year! Everybody do the happy fire dance!!
21 days ago from Echofon  
@Jinxie_G Got it.
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