Radio Production student. Got into comedy for the knitwear and the glasses. Can't ride a bike. Saw Toby Anstis get thrown out of first class on a train in 2008.
@littlejevans *whispers* This is mine.
Come on, Twitter. You're normally good at this. Who does this #UniversityChallenge contestant look like? (Famous.)
ha@scribbles78 It doesn't look like it was 30 years ago, if that helps? Time has also changed me...
Oh. Google personalise your homepage when it's your birthday. That's nice. (I was a bit creeped out though.)
It's either dirt here on my neck or a bruise. So I'm either a skank or you should worry. You choose, Twitter.
The nerd in me enjoys my incessant tweeting. #PalindromeFan
@stevegreer See, I don't even know where to start with this girl's comment:
@joeldommett @matthewcrosby It's due to the way they wash their cutlery I think. Grassmarket Nandos, Edfringe 2011:
Doing my best Tulisa impression with my lovely arm brace. DAMN YOU RSI *Attempts to shake fist, can't*
Ahahahaha. Well, these searches for my blog are PRETTY accurate.
@ratbanjos See, 15 years hasn't really changed me much either...
@idilsukan I know you incredibly well. I had a lovely pudding too!
@buckleyjack You can also put this on there if you like. Just to make it official and stuff. #sealofquality
Yes, that is me in the audience at #TOTP earlier. I get to do a lot of fun stuff.
Wow, Internet. Way to ruin a girl's evening with your advertising.
I will confirm or deny NOTHING. (But will say that I fell slightly foul of Spotify/Facebook integration.)
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