Honorable Mention in Euphemism Awards of America

At a crazy overturned house in Orlando! I wonder if they serve upside down cake?

Friends married in Mexico. Weddings are always a good time for refl ection.

Winner: Coolest idea at a dinner buffet - Mashed Potato Martini Bar!

Attended Amazon board meeting in Seattle today. Amazing view from the boardroom!

Flew to Seattle. Thought about leaving cabin but decided not to step outside due to "No Step" signs

Laser dogfighting in real air combat plane. Waiver form said no suing for wrongful death. No mention of rightful death.

Wow. At Taj Mahal in India. I wonder what the monthly HOA dues are.

Sometimes it's nice to be reminded that simple is better.

At Palazzo hotel, fuel-saving cars park closer to elevator so they can... save more fuel

In Calgary. Someone (jokingly) said I looked like an Asian Unabomber. It's cold here!

Photo shoot for cover of my new book "Delivering Happiness" (or "World's Largest Umbrellas")

Happiness is a beautiful sunset in Las Vegas! (Who would've thunk?)

Fun project! 1 out of every 1000 Zappos shipments will have a helium balloon surprise!

Visiting house w/ secret to finding happiness from all visitors

Strange UFO-shaped cloud hovering over Lake Tahoe. "This is not the District 10 you are looking for."

"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars." -Brian Littrell

At @pud wedding learning the world is just a reflection of who you are.

At airport wondering if they'll let me take all of this on as carry-on luggage?

Coolest. Toilet Seat Cover. Ever. (Never thought I'd use those words together)