Ummmm... Now I KNOW my postman hates me... Look what he left at my door......

Wow... $1.99 for a 6 pack of Walgreens Beer... I may be blind tomorrow morning...

C is for Cat...

You know... for the Christian alcoholic...

Guys, get your girl unexpectingly pregnant? Buy her this...

Bow to King Zane!!!

"No worries Zane, I've got your mixer covered..."

Last night was a good night....

Just met Horn Guy from Americas got talent..

Grillen out some BBQ chicken... Again...