Developer. Beard enthusiast.
@chris_vannoy #asstac ;D
I'm sorry, hubot! Come back!
Sometimes Hubot just gets it absolutely correct.
@lindseybieda The @githubstatus bot begs to differ. :D
@darth Here, have mine. Catch!
I just found out how awesome emotes look on Messages on OS X.
My wife changed my background to @krisstraub and I don’t have the heart to change it back.
I'm no longer obese. Now I'm just overweight. Woot. #dicktweets
Someone's got spammers.
MOTHER FUCKING #LONESTARPHP.
Check it out. I'm like #Thor's fat, lazy cousin.
Celebrating Bin Laden's death with cupcakes. Thanks, @skowronski!
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