With my advancing years, hangovers are definitely getting worse. This calls for a proper cure... @illegaljacks

Is it just me, or does it look like Lennon is being held back by stewards whilst trying to put the boot into that fan?

@laverneshow maybe not a people's playlist cover, but as dogs go, my dog Rory likes to think he's pretty regal....

This week has been a week of new favourites. Here's today's. Its amazeballs juice.

@saintlydi and seeing as I've managed to make it to a shop before work, neither will I be from now on.

@veedubhev stupid new twitter. Might have to revert to another app. This was what it should have linked to.

I'm on the most ill conceived bus interior ever. Defined by the complete lack of leg room.

It doesn't feel this cold...

Just one word, lol.

@veedubhev it also means this is back down low. I'm melting up here!

Mutha Hucker!! Look at that!! I thought it only existed on tv and in the movies...

@veedubhev almost as unbelievable as this...

"starving and freezing" after being stranded. Why doesnt keeping food/blankets in the car apply to them? Tubes.

I think this is known as "bracing".

Think it's cold where you are? It's probably tropical compared to here...

@looby_loo And it just keeps falling...

@looby_loo @nicolalalalala stole it. And she's keeping it hostage.

Worth the wait... :D #granturismo

@looby_loo like this you mean?

Strictly. Come. Dancing. Kill. Me. Now. Oh, look, work to do...