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RT : Lmaoo then he thirsts over me


we live on Friday!

RT : I like taking my friends on dates. Might as well. I ain't got nobody. -

RT : @ her RT “: Katrina's soliciting dick pics on my TL... Gotta block her forever” -

Oh hey

That moment when you see Marshall has more points on your bench that your starting two WRs and & Flex player COMBINED

Doctor said I can't have shrimp like Red Lobster doesn't have endless shrimp going on right now.

Taking notes of every girl that hasn't called/texted me for an outing this month.

Marty Mornhinweg's Wikipedia page

you wanna go night night nigga!?

$20 to my QuickPay & you'll be watching the fight via Skype/Facetime. Link up

I'm not?

Now I know why my phone has stopped ringing.