Editor of Kissing Suzy Kolber, former newspaper factotum and author of a book that was best when thrown at someone's face.
Monday Night Football Week 10 was the finest reporter the New York Herald Tribune ever had. #BylineJokes
Would respect Cris Collinsworth a lot more if that's what he wore in the booth
We can't start Sunday Night Football yet. There are more overtimes to play in San Francisco.
Butthole at full clench
FOX appears to be having some technical difficulties in the studio.
Joel Dreessen is having some issues with his eyeblack.
The Tide is salty
Is Blaine Gabbert doing Movember or did he have that before? (I try not to watch a lot of Blaine Gabbert)
With 100 percent of this guy reporting, CNN is prepared to call the New Orleans dog catcher race.
Looking forward to Wednesday when I won't have to see anymore Lunch Lady LaVar Arrington political ads.
Is Ogletree's celebration supposed to be a tree? Can it actually be that dumb?
GO AHEAD, THROW YOUR VOTE AWAY #KangAndKodos4SNF
Giants fans throwing trash at Mike Wallace as he scores TD. No really, we totally feel bad for you assholes.
Ryan Clark flagged for a hit to the head. Contact was nowhere close.
Ike Taylor has a great troll smile. U MAD, ELI?
Seattle, you have a Favre fan in your midst. I shouldn't have to tell you what you must do.
Well that's only the saddest thing ever.
"Sick Mario Williams burn, Texans fan" -- 2006
"I wish Tom Crabtree's face were in my lap."
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