Editor of Kissing Suzy Kolber, former newspaper factotum and author of a book that was best when thrown at someone's face.
This class must be amazing.
There, I fixed it.
PUT IN FESTIVUS!
After much parking lot skulking, I've finally settled in the media whore den.
Finally got around to scanning my Siena roommate's "pussybasket" Kazakh cuss word cheat sheet
Parking pass just arrived from the Ravens. No warning that Bawlmer fans WILL use my car as a crack den?
Peeps Store almost open just in time for wrong Christ-related holiday.
Nats sent a heavy crystal ball as thanks for social media gabfest. I wanted an Olmec head!
Only positive - Ocho didn't score. And William Gay's cradle celebration was amusing.
But I got what I came for - ax throwing and giant shank of meat.
Nothing ruins the Renaissance Fair like Ye Olde Ravens jerseys.
Iz in yer drawers, fuzzing yer sox
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "A fuckton of books."
The Deadspin Bump lives! /annoying book whore
Looks like the catcher is lining up low and inside. I'll go with that
Hooman no can goez to beech wiffout kitteh
AT LAST! (thanks @dcsn)
Christmas Ape victory cigar > Phil Jackson victory cigar
The man, the myth, the tequila box cover
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