Christian Brescia

@xianthegreat

i have no business being in public, let alone online.

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these numbers aren't terrifying, they're sad. #guncontrolnow

nothing says the spirit of the holidays quite like a nativity scene. made from tampons.

oh i just LOVE picture day at school…
#YearbookFun

looks like i found my next tattoo!!

i need to shop at Bed, Bath & Beyond more:

hmm.

lumberjack, or hipster?

now that's the holiday spirit!

I. WANT.

STOP THE INSANITY.

ORDERED & coming soon.
i cannot wait! #IveBeenWaitingForeverOkJust2yrs

good god, make it stop.

also some more helpful advice. again, you're welcome.

#StraightHumor

oh, !
are they paying you to say that?
#PictureWorthAThousandWords

i can't decide: the "pincher" or the Chihuahua?

HAHA. #irony

this girl is quickly becoming my idol…

this is a GREAT idea.
#PopCulture