Safe room survivor • Capital Wastelands wanderer • Spartan betrayer • Tropican dictator • Katamari roller • Dragonborn adventurer • Castle crasher
“You’ve gained four stitches.”
“WTF? How?! This is bullshit.”
Emojli is the dumbest app but at least any unsolicited dick pics will be from imaginative and inventive minds
“This is a big ass hustle, dog. Locate the truck, reclaim our chopper and drop it at Sandy Shores.” #RealLifeGTA
Having a late night deep, intellectual conversation with @ZeroMark26 about the state of humanity
That’s the last time I go on a leisurely sail with @jonnycox88
This is unpleasant but probably not the worst thing I’ll see on Facebook today
@nychandler I found a text to you that I forgot to hit ‘send’ on…
@ZeroMark26 I’m stoned on 2nd hand weed smoke. This firework felt like a meteor coming to destroy us :/
Bournemouth balloon (which I’m convinced that, one day, will break its tether & we’ll never see the occupants again)
Well, this looks like a pretty sweet ride. (Yup, it is Shane Richie.)
@jonnycox88 @Chris_wcd45 @nychandler @StephenIngham Nandos? Do you think I’m some kind of peasant?! ;D
@revoltingross @Randall77 May be of interest but Gabriel from Trekkies is posting ‘where are they now’ updates
There is a big buzz (and many many menfolk) in Leicester Square for Expendables 3 premiere
@Randall77 Having fortune read by Zoltar. Worried I’ll wake up as Tom Hanks tomorrow :/
Hello London! The hotel room is almost as big as my flat and the view isn’t too shabby.
Best/worst job title ever?
Book shopping with 12yo and agree with her exclamation of “OMG, what’s wrong with that?!”
I’ve killed a goblin and healed a wizard so far tonight. Another normal Saturday in Bournemouth.
Lightning over the Boscombe rooftops #Bournemouth
@Randall77 Here we go!
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