If God's not gonna give me my wings I'm gonna at least drink His booze. I'm The Funny Man.
new kitten. name's Mojo. got him a few days ago. he's a fucking terror but he's got a cute face so it's okay.
Molly went outside to play in the rain but the humidity got to her #bestcat
@headphones4two @quietsiege "I count da fawlling da sounds"
Happy #RSD13, everyone #TheHives #FrightenedRabbit
I'm gonna crack that Foals code any day, now
@headphones4two If there were more than one photo of Paul's ass on the internet I'd do one too
@headphones4two Maybe I should stop
@headphones4two I really don't know what I was trying to accomplish here.
@headphones4two then this silly motherfucker has all the flannel you could ever want.
@headphones4two oh, lookie what I found :D
@ObSpecialist there ya go
@headphones4two "Oh boy, I hope Jack saved us some cheesecake!"
@headphones4two Kay, I still have no fucking clue what the number is.
God, I miss your face
me, holding @creepcore's Christmas card <3 (it says "Awkward Family Pet Photos")
thank you for making me question my sexuality more than I probably should. It's always worth it.
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