Friday:

Jeremy Vine is secretly transferring a set of hens from one side of the studio to another:

Who paints bedroom walls black? People on Gumtree, that's who:

Today's TfL Weekend Closures email was very odd:

A message from Clippy:

I hope these rumours about banana yoghurt are true:

I left a spreadsheet open for so long that ants have started to hatch out in the cells:

I'd like to see this on buses to help raise awareness:

Not sure who to vote for in the London election, but one candidate makes a good case:

I don't find Roger Ebert's film reviews very helpful:

I don't like these new changes to Twitter:

What is the Nationwide logo meant to be? A tortoise fighting Pacman as he attempts to eat a house?

I really need to move house before I have a nervous breakdown (no need to RT):

I don't understand all these technical details about laptops:

In in a pub with @biltawulf. This shot took five attempts:

@rhodri Here is mine. Yours is much nicer:

A short poem about the Moon:

Zlodko the Mouse came back!

I think I've spotted The Guardian's April Fool:

I find Dan Lepard's How To Bake column has gone downhill: