Mr Wowser

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Here's your picture. A lion is eating you but you're defiant. (It got late so I couldn't finish it):

A duck looks out over London:

I hate public transport:

Here you go:

Meet the actors behind the emoticons (repeat, subtitled):

We must flee London before it's too late:

Not even that chicken voted for us. Rude. #eurovision

You can always tell the Guardian's Blind Date couple will never get on:

RT David Cameron offers "magical floating squirrel head of peace" to Ed Miliband:

Finally worked out who Adele reminds me of:

The Time Literary Supplement's reviews are most unhelpful:

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I'm finding Transport for London's weekend line closures increasingly far fetched:

My dilemma in cafes:

I've replied to Welcome Cottages email:

Welcome Cottages replied to my email (http://twitpic.com/9j488p) my pet giraffe:

I've emailed Welcome Cottages about their giraffe policy:

I've tried to make Gumtree feel more glamourous:

Sunday:

Moments away from a badger becoming Mayor of London: