RT @ZachaRyzer My agent says I'm the next Willie Aames. [I hear suicide is painless. Food for thought.]

Fuck you @kpereira!

Hey @BadExec. Peep the new kicks, bitch.

RT @jbuhrmester Picked up the final piece to my costume. Lets do this. [Not cool.]

iPhail courtesy of @johnandrewwalsh.

#tedginnjrcouldntcatch Ebola from this guy.

Hey Eliot, or @listeningpost or @eliotvb. Whatever it is. Either way you're an asshole.

Watching "Aliens." Raise your hand if you had a crush on Vasquez. @woneal raises hand.

Number one on my list of states that I WON'T be visiting: Utah. #tcot

@Lizzunchbox is in Vietnam and spotted this crazy bike in Saigon. Rubber chain. The fuck?

@sevenish @UzamakiJ @wacristiano It's hella cute and everything. But damn it's a pain in the ass.

RAWR!

"Look ma! I got me a negro. Now, back to the cotton fields boy!" #favre #nfl #football

He's just a good old boy. Albeit, one who likes dogs, yellow shirts, and apples. #favre #nfl #football

RT @kagisobond @woneal - http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/ [This is why I'm fat.]

RT @mzahmad @woneal you are nasty for eating that, but didn't you eat horse sushi in japan? [Basashi. It's great!]

Resistance is futile!

Yu Zhenhuan > You

Patrick Willis scares me. #nfl #football #niners

No! My steering is NOT on the wrong side. It's on the RIGHT side. Sheesh! #holden #ute