Wilbur Flowers

@wompkin

Belligerent & SWEARY idiot (sometimes) and professional online flower wonk and web nerd (always). NB this is my personal acc. Work face is here: @willwynne

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My friend Charlie revels in buying me idiotic birthday presents. I belatedly received this year's. He did well again.

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looks like your pal is going around following your followers…

Interesting news for eBay folk re ..

Ah, looks like I over egged it. TBH didn’t spend too much time looking at it as not on offer.

H&M, I salute you for brightening up my morning commute so.

H&M, I salute you for brightening up my morning commute so.

for all your WINNING needs: http://vzaar.com/videos/1117424

I bet you Daniel Day-Lewis struggles with this pop up in Gmail:

I’m voting for for Chancellor of the Exchequer. Sound ranting. +1

I’m voting for for Chancellor of the Exchequer. Sound ranting. +1

here we go. it’s going in.

why are you so shy? :D

why are you so shy? :D

Weird. This didn’t post earlier. Anyway, it’s the offending lollipop: #HRissue

Trying again ref markets’ response to Obama win: Obama gets 4 more years… #cripes

Just looked to check if I'd passed 50k tweets. 50k + BOND. #timely

ha. Found on street view. Thought so. Cafe my mate from uni who worked at prison service took me to.

finallement!

Next up you’ll be saying this isn’t Michaelangelo’s Daaaaaaaaaavid!