Belligerent & SWEARY idiot (sometimes) and professional online flower wonk and web nerd (always). NB this is my personal acc. Work face is here: @willwynne
Starting five days off like a PLAYER.
I quite like Benedict whathisname. But this is a seriously douchey interview and pic.
Sir, that is a fine beard. Oh, wait.
I think Runkeeper may have got confused earlier. Apparently I burned 140 million calories on a four mile bike ride.
@sevitz thanks man. :D
@spattzzz @W_H_I_R_L_Y @Seckinho @LukeHall1995 loving god of war 4 already. Such violent and satisfying game. Mental.
Wait. What?! With a gun and the words "Everybody shut up and do what I say!! this man walks into a diner:
Now Coming to America. Didn't realise Cuba Gooding Jnr had his hair cut in the barber's shop when he was very junior.
Here's how the rest of today looks:
.@sambarton idea for next Valentine's to get the job done. #motivation #management #guru #shotguns #attemptedmurder
Ruler of Ukraine c 1000 AD. Of course he gets a statue on Holland Park. That makes total sense.
@mgsmith57 clap yer eyes on this, big man. Jealous? YOU BET YOU ARE.
@PrivatePatto An excellent piece of work. Here…I made it a masterpiece.
Take 2…Me - golden haired. Mother - Princess Leia. When - c 1980. Where - Kinshasa.
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