Writer. Author of the award-winning CARE OF WOODEN FLOORS (2012) and THE WAY INN (coming June 2014). Contributing editor at Icon magazine. Pen for hire.
@hughpearman @eversion @sevensixfive The one next to my desk. There's another in this room.
Sweet mercy, Youtube, what were you *thinking*?
So, Chapter One, we meet again.
Is this responsible? Seems like a great way to reward & hugely amplify trolling if you ask me:
Guy & Guy in the park.
@john_self This is my favourite edition of the ones I own - I adore the typeface used for the title.
@nickcohen4 Here's a nearby example (very nearby, I popped out to snap it since my last tweet):
Really striking "Marmite" distribution of customer reviews for Will Self's "Umbrella" - no middle ground!
@StuartEvers Nice display at Foyles bookshop, St Pancras:
Something for @garymurning
Security Dalek, Canary Wharf.
"That's the sorriest looking cheeseboard I've ever seen," I said to @hazeltsoiwiles.
Just got a review copy of The Sims 3 - with a green diamond head-band to indicate that life is A-OK.
This adventure has been brought to you by the East London emergency services and Banham Locks.
This is what we in the architecture press refer to as "falling-downage".
See that pillar between our front door and theirs? Fucked, that is.
Constructivist composition with Ikea folding chair.
Pavement criticism outside Alsop's Palestra building in Southwark. (Again, correct this time I hope.)
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