The big spray on plaster experiment continues: it now looks like I have some sort of hideous skin condition. Great.

Peanut butterfingers

Spoilsports.

So this, pretty much, sums up the journey so far.

Boys, you need to get yourselves to Newcastle. Now.

And we're done. Surround sound will have to wait for another day.

OCD much?

New furniture coming: good. Prospect of rewiring TV cabinet: bad.

The cleaner sure is thorough - I've been meaning to wash those rocks for ages now

Right, that's the dog bathed - who's next?

Cupboard opening FAIL

Have they not seen Ghostbusters?!?

Aaaaand we're done. Finally.

One down, one to go...

Will it work? Ooo - the suspense.

Man, (re-)make picture frame

Wot?

Um, this shouldn't really need a sign, no?

If I was in Doctor Who, this would probably mean something.

I'm safe now. No squirrels will ever find me under here.