I'll be honest, I can't see this being a good thing for the guy coming to fix the fence tomorrow

Spit Roast, anyone?

Unrelated Percentages Up 67%

Riviera may be a bit on the shoddy side, but does YOUR hotel room have a red light in the loo, huh?

Better, possibly.

Breakfast anyone?

HA! New York Cold - I totally have you beat now

These 'Tetley' teabags aren't even round - do they think we're stupid?

You know you've become One Of Them when you actively seek out the Apple store despite not actually needing to buy anything

No officer, I haven't got any alcohol on me. It's just me and my bible...

The ball being raised, ready to drop and that

Now THAT'S what you call airline hospitality.

Show. Off.

@tewy @shogunmike Kevin Spacey telling Piers Morgan about Sock and Awe in today's Mail On Sunday (in laws' copy, honest)

There's definitely a muff joke in here somewhere.

Do I win a prize when this happens?

Yeah. I totally see why this lamp was in the sale now.

It's Zara Christmas

It's HERE! And oh so pretty.

Hey Buddha Bar, if you're gonna charge