This hotel room only has one mains power socket and minimal soundproofing, but at least there's somewhere to put my golf bag

BFI takes chunky chips a bit *too* far.

Trying to decide which new shoe is the most awesome. May just wear both.

Shame I'm vegetarian otherwise I'd almost certainly have the bloodcake. Mmm bloodcake.

Mmm. Breakfast.

The 80s, meet the 2000s:

@_Nathan_Jones_ OMG!

Too much for a Halloween wedding?

The aftermath of yesterday's beer explosion:

Nice try Ferrero Rocher, but you're never gonna shift the Ambassador jokes. With this collection you are spoiling us...

My new microwave looks like an old school TV. And its Freeview reception is rubbish.

In case you were wondering if it's possible to edit video and wear a Slanket the answer is: yes, you very much can.

Two big and unexpected pitches down and it's not even lunchtime. Times like this, firing up the lava lamp is the only option.

Worst. Promotion. EVA.

If I'm honest, I quite like the effect - but I don't think it's really what the client was after.

Game of Guess What I Just Found In The Dishwasher anyone?

My new favourite thing in the whole world ever.

Luck. Out.

On the plus side, it does have a handy rack to store any books or magazines.