My hair cut. Heh.

Only 436 miles to go! (Today, that is.) Viva la roadtrip!

New bathroom door openers at my local mall. IT'S A GERMAPHOBE'S DREAM!!! HOORAY!

OMG penthouse suite at the Roosevelt Hotel. Don't want this day to end. Thank you, @Pantene!! #PanteneRapunzel

On the red carpet!! #PanteneRapunzel

Fell asleep with wet bangs and now they're sticking straight up. Never fear! Rocking it Johnny Iuzzini-style! HA!

Loving the hairclips that @berlinhairbaby sent me! (And all the other hair goodies that I can't wait to show you.)

I declare today Fall Clean Out Your Closet Day. My donate pile is growing!

Holy shitballs.

I wish this cardigan was made in my size.

Thanks @teraraestephens for working your magic tonight!! #suave

Never seen so much good hair in my life!! #suave

Do you think the baby is mad at me?

SOMEONE finds the fair to be rather boring.

Help! I'm trapped by a passed out milk-drunk baby on my lap!

OMG DEAD BIRD ON MY PATIO. Who will come over and pick it up????

Tiny wrinkled baby feet!

3 weeks in! (Duuuude, newborns.)

Help! I'm being swallowed by my collar!