I'm a stunt double for myself, I craft wood trinkets in my off time.. when I'm not busy being FUCKING AWESOME! Don't follow me, I'm lost, an a bad influence.
What color would you like your face handed to you with? Morning Twitter.
What color ya wanna get ya wig split with? ;) good morning lovers!
@kueef my testicular hair smells like this, and dont get me started on the bounce or volume this shampoo provides.
If I had a penny for every upvoted troll comment, I'd be rich. :)
Wut wut in your butt. @jinkersdoople @kueef lets do this.
Wut, time to rayp.
and I got the ORIGINALS :) RT @Ms_Bobo_P: Who got the #Concords?????? Submit ur twitpic #soiknowitsreal !!!!!
@amazinghispanic Just like I promised. THIS is a sweater, for when I feel like getting my grown man on.Lrn2Tell
Got all my christmas shopping done. Derp.
@ericnfr yep. Painting soon but yeap you be right.
This shots a lil better. I'll take a picture with my real cam one day so you can see it all :)
THIS! My question to you is... Is @jinkersdoople on this wall? Hmmmmm...
The most beautiful girl in my life. :) she never judges me and always loves me. #daddysgurl
The green ones stuffed with prosciutto > the others
@sultryscarlet when in doubt. Always have a plan b.
@kueef same here. :) but with meat lulz
Works every time.
@AmazingHispanic see my problem? I lose the mouse in my hand. :(
@kueef she comes here, she got a date with destiny. I named him Billy Ray Cyrus.
@Sgt_Spaz @MissMarch89 @rani_leto 's fault AND I used it sparingly as instructed. STILL got sum#pickupglittertits
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