kelly bishop

@wheresmuffy

Chicago transplant. Moderate foodie, beer snob of sorts, lover of cocktails and cars. And don't ask me to explain what I do for work.

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This flight has inspired me to start tracking my on-time departure/arrival experience with . Hint: abysmal.

Listening to CNN. Every time they say "dictator" I think of this. #CantHelpIt #WhatsWrongWithMe

It's one of those days.

Lopez looks like he belongs in the Biodome.

It's incredibly disturbing how many Chili's & Chili's Too's there are at O'Hare.

Because who doesn't want to wait 4 to 6 months to get a grill they ordered? #RetailFail

Apparently lip gloss with the cap off is also covered under the 5 second rule. #Gross

Not exactly what I was expecting when I searched Amazon for a storage system for coffee pods. #KCups

Which Wich apparently has a shrimp po'boy now. Interesting. should try it!

Googling pics of kittens eating ice cream. Another productive Saturday!

Today has started off really productive. And by productive I mean I'm looking at pics if kittens eating ice cream.

CVS making up for lost revenue from cig sales by getting people sick in-store so they buy more meds.

CVS plans to make up for lost revenue from cigarette sales by getting people sick in-store so they but more meds.

Thanks for the follow!

This is my favorite Friend Friend request ever.

I find this to be just a wee bit suggestive when it's on the front of boxer shorts ...

What in THE hell?

Of all the Google images for "velvet merkin" this is my favorite. #NoWords

Of all the Google images for "velvet merkin" this is my favorite. #NoWords

and I stopped at DESTIHL last Oct. and really liked it.