Nate Walsh

@whateverdude

High-functioning yacht disaster.

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So I'm unemployed now? Today's schedule:

Hi. So, I'm leaving St. Louis at the end of this month. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v27Omsxt8Go

Julie's most recent follower has inspired a fun game where we add "Single :(" to the end of everyone's twitter bio.

BUSINESS TIP: Always include ASCII skull art with your meeting invites.

Winter Storm Q?

BRING ON THE STAR TREK JOKES

God DAMN it, I just want to write the contents of spam emails all day. How do I get this job? #IAmMonster!!

Q: What is the saddest thing?

A: Taylor Lautner's Abs

Whenever I get a shitload of revisions on some dumb, straightforward thing I wrote, I always want to reply with this:

Smacko describes our karaoke destination for this weekend:

Katy Perry wore this to a KIDS' inaugural ball. How many of them started puberty right then and there? #THISisAmerica

"It's not too late for that PERFECT GIFT"

In which I tell Smacko a story about Steve Harvey:

Found on the corner of Olive and Compton. #FREEMASONS

Henceforth, I'm only getting my driving directions through the Golden Corral Trip Planner.

Discount "Skin Tightening" from a place called "The Face Company."

Yeah, man, seems legit.

WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO LIKE VAMPIRE WEEKEND SO MUCH,

THEY'RE JUST OK

I woke up at 5:30am and drafted a half dozen tweets w/ my qualms about the Harry Potter series. Enjoy?

Um, I made this for you, I guess?

Amazon is no friend to the autistic community, all tricking them into buying fog juice and zebra mouse pads.