100% natural bedhead, no product used whatsoever.

My new haircut. I asked for cornrows but got this instead. Oh well.

@writeinmovement I know, seriously.

I dare you to find something cuter than this goddamn baby lamb. Fucking balls that's cute.

The Limp Noodle.

Well, it's certainly *somebody's* background now! Now it's the centerpiece of my livingroom in 32" of HD!

Obama made from canned food.

Wall-E made from canned food.

Lighthouse made of canned food.

Penny made of canned food (blurry, I know.)

I need a haircut.

: Gumball machine. http://www.astroreverb.com/bots/servo/servolight.jpg : Tom Servo.

Beard journal, day #4: It is attaining a higher degree of definition, and I suspect, a small degree of self-awareness.

Of course, for a beard like this, I'm going to need the right "blade" for the job.