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I keep it super classy around the holidays. This will be deleted.

I represent classier ranks of fatherhood.

you did nothing, it's a gift I bestow upon those who are worthy

Feel my shameless self promotion.

Sometimes you wake up and your beard looks like this. Apparently drinking and good choices do not walk hand & hand.

Todays my daughter's 7th birthday. Look what my dad got her, a happy BDay subject line email, very thoughtful, dick.

You rang?

Found this sweet ass pic of Air Bud watching Malcolm in the middle. 's favorite TV show.

Because when I I don't take enough of you I get #SlimeBlock .

That guy who wears little brown shorts & handle packages has some myopic drones. Look at his mentions on this tweet.

BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS YOUR FAULT . EVERYTHING. #SlimeBlock

BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS YOUR FAULT! #SlimeBlock

The only reason works for UPS is his desire to handle... *eh hem* ..."packages." #SlimeBlock

#SlimeBlock is what happens when Slimer's bros keep him from getting his freak on.

This x1000

Never heard of this idiot. I'm better for it. is a woman beater & a self important douche. #SlimeBlock

Blocked for myriad reasons a) Stupid Avi 2) He steels tweets iii) The WORST @ name ever. #SlimeBlock

I am so screwed.

*buys all the weapons*