Why is Despair delaying releasing "Who Killed John F. Kennedy?" Read the above for a brief explanation.

A new and improved website is coming soon! (along w/ the 1st entry in our BADASSICAL new product line...)

:-)

Radroach sighting, somewhere in the Texas Panhandle.

Southbound. 92 MPH. Southern New Mexico. Racing to beat a gullywasher. (We lost.)

:-(

Yeah. That's my shoe. It has holes in it. Two of 'em. So when I walk through rain puddles, the water comes through and soaks my socks- which also have holes. And then it gets through my socks and soaks my feet, which also have holes in them. But I'll be okay. I'll get by. Don't worry about me.

Crummy iPhone pics of the truly unstoppable Toyota tees- now flying out of control from our warehouse to your door.

Never pick a legal fight with a company who manufactures some of the world's largest cutting implements.

NEW DESPAIRWEAR: Vote Whig. They Couldn't Possibly Be Worse.

For those of you wondering, my sheltie has continued his fine tradition of lounging in style.

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