Worst advice of all time? "Sorry we couldn't complete your request. Please DRIVE TO THE AIRPORT for assistance."

Mastodon at the Gibson last night, with Ghost and Opeth. Pretty good show.

Buzzards Roost peak, Big Sur

Godspeed You! Black Emperor setting up to play at Big Sur

Godspeed You! Black Emperor setting up to play in Big Sur

[PHOTO] Venice Beach sunset

[PHOTO] Venice sunset

@Bonnaroo here's @_Conspirator_ in Solana Beach at the Belly Up on 2012-03-22

[PHOTO] @_Conspirator_ at the Belly Up in Solana Beach last night - thanks for the ticket @Marc_Brownstein!

[PHOTO] @UmphreysMcGee at the House of Blues in Hollywood last night, ridiculous show

Bacon roses! And from a vegetarian girlfriend no less.

Pretty amazing.

Tool in Vegas. Holding strong as my favorite living rock band.

[PHOTO] Abandoned 13 mile stretch of State Turnpike in Saluvia, PA

My army of mascarpone buttercream Santa brownies for the @Wpromote holiday party (@PetiteAbsinthe, check it out!)

I've always dreamt of spending an entire year of my life on hold. @USAirways has made that dream a reality!