Author of 'The Bad Mother's Handbook', 'Bad Mothers United' etc. Obsessive water vole surveyor: http://t.co/WjmBuVDwAZ
Taken from the Owen Paterson MP Out facebook page. https://www.facebook.com/OwenPatersonMpOut
My leucistic blackbird, plus photo-bombing robin.
Not even joking. @maryepworth @paddymcwhoop
@Skull_Bloke Accusing stare.
Lovely painting by @dEEN1cKers0n now up on my office wall.
And some nice starry pawprints. #watervole
Not really a latrine: it's too early for that yet. #watervoles
@Guineapiggypig These are my two. Useless and Grumpy.
Wildlife / vole / hedgehog fans, I wanted to share with you the two best cards I got this Christmas:
A neater version of my son's Chemical Christmas Card.
A Christmas message for all chemistry students, courtesy of my 16 year old.
Don't forget to feed and water the birds this winter! x
That's seven pages of notes, plus two timelines generated from my character questionnaire. #amwriting #nextnovel
Wishing a merry Christmas and a happy New Year to all bad mothers everywhere. xx
@MalpasCheshire Found run-over, squished and filthy, on the town car park by Londis. Now washed. Any takers?
Meanwhile, at Bridge 79 by the Shroppie Fly, a sight to gladden the heart of any nature-lover:
Amongst all the shining loveliness of Christmas baubles, I give you: Hideous Bear-Dog Thing.
I know you've seen him before, but nevertheless: a Merry Christmas to all my followers.
2 signed book plates & a keyring - wouldn't that make a lovely "Bad Mother" Christmas package? FREE if you PM me!
I feel in need of a vole this morning.
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