Mark Alexander

@voenixrising

Irreverent and often snarky, tired of hypocritical conservative assholes and hate-filled religious bigots. Happily partnered to the amazing @tallbubba.

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Yes, I am a dork.

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I've heard of "Human Centipede," but MOOSE Centipede?

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. trying out for a spot on "Guys With iPhones."

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Am I the only one who thinks the tech guy from esurance is kinda hot?

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Only the best on a Saturday night for me and my !

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Tell me Smashburger, how exactly do women eat? #douchebag

Because today I am a (trained, bad) monkey.

. You mean like this?

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"But officer, I'll do anything not to get a ticket! ANYTHING!"

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You're not the only one.

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where? I don't see a "more" option. (Maybe I'm just blind.)

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Beard.

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