Irreverent and often snarky, tired of hypocritical conservative assholes and hate-filled religious bigots. Happily partnered to the amazing @tallbubba.
Yes, I am a dork.
I've heard of "Human Centipede," but MOOSE Centipede?
.@tallbubba trying out for a spot on "Guys With iPhones."
Am I the only one who thinks the tech guy from esurance is kinda hot?
Only the best on a Saturday night for me and my @tallbubba!
Tell me Smashburger, how exactly do women eat? #douchebag
Because today I am a (trained, bad) monkey.
.@Rubright You mean like this?
"But officer, I'll do anything not to get a ticket! ANYTHING!"
@ADDinfulleffect You're not the only one.
@skvinaz where? I don't see a "more" option. (Maybe I'm just blind.)
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