vodkamom

@vodkamom

I am a first grade teacher, writer, blogger and exhausted mother. Don't bother calling me because I never answer the phone.

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although wearing THESE made me feel a BIT better....

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THIS is what gave me a headache today. (This is why parents go to the liquor store...) #DriversPermit

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Yes, it WAS a better day. And this girl? She always make me laugh ("NO, these are NOT socks...")

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They might have kicked my @$$ today, but THIS one did it with style....

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We KNOW what the moms are doing...

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Luv my grls (+1) Thanks for a great mother/daughter weekend. #Disausted

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Diamonds are for wimps. (Max is Golden....) #NothingButNet

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This was probably the best date I've had in a long, long time. #TheKing

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Someone's legal.

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Want to make a teacher's day? Send her THESE!!!! #ThankYouThankYouThankYou

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The shoes of the day....they're real...and they're specTACular....

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The very BEST part of a snow day. (Well, besides the sleeping in part...)

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yep. That about sums it up.

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Yeah, I coulda been a contender. Maybe. Well, if the Olympics floor ex had been in the pool.

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That's the (#*$&@)@&$# that stole my virginity yesterday. I"ll never forgive him...

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"I like to torture the mouse for at least 30 minutes before I slay him." So sayeth the cat. #MunchieRules

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Shoes of the day, with a little added BLING.

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Oh Bitchy, you are my hero today....you knew what your momma needed.

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The shoes of the day. (To DIE for. This five year old takes fashion to a whole new level.) #FashionHurtsPeople

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A paper and a deadline. Apply to all.#WordsOfWisdom

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