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Houseplant turned office plant. I can grow things when fucking cats aren't eating my fucking shit. #greenthumb

Another haiku. I had to take a photo to do it justice:

My dog as Frankenweenie

My boyfriend created Wet Food Weekends. This is just a post to show off my washer and dryer.

I got a 100% on my written motorcycle test so I received two stickers! #stickers

We are approaching peak cuddling:

Honest q: why do people sell burial plots this way? Did they become vampires?

Here is Grandma laughing before the previous shot was taken. She's not always scowling.

20yo copy of paper. My grandparents' burning house is on the cover.

Come watch me skate this weekend! I just put in my 5th pair of laces. Derby is hard on poor laces.

there is clearly a man in a product picture

Yo Scheels, sup with the gender binary in your fitness equipment? Men can't hoop for fitness??

What should I name Porch Squirrel? This is the larger of two that frequent the feeder.

This is where babies come from

Nice melons

Nice melons

Cookie heaven in the Arts and Crafts building

The quotation marks makes it.

Yorkie sleepover

Hi , this is my Grandma's fat dog with cast-like things.