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Sorry, but this just looks like a dirty sweater. "Ombré," my arse.

I have groupies already. The dog howled at me.

Loook what I got back!

Maybe the most accurate thing I've seen. H/T to

How about...

Baby's first tattoo!

Vegan trivia tats (I'm the one with yellow skin, which is worrisome)

Trivia tats

A sippy cup of wine! At Hedwig and the Angry Inch at Legacy Theatre

She looks like my sweetheart!

. is great:

Grandma keeps removing pegs at random, which is really helping my score #alz

These dogs seem comfortable with staying inside:

100% of net profits of this necklace goes towards fighting violence against women. That's actually really cool.

Jon Bon Jovi's fragrance tagline: "the allure of a rock star, the passion of a artist, the spirit of a philanthropist"

Someone's interp of "buttery nipples"

#uisedu Here is how I pay homage

Not to be outdone by his artwork, I made some of my own, inspired by UIS emeritus prof paintings

Mike's first home brewed beer. A Belgian tripel.

Grandma won an assault rifle in the quarter machine