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Kellie prefers snowball diplomacy over snowball fights

Here is the perp tryna get his snuggle on with me:

Mouse euthanasia :/

Perhaps my finest prank yet: convincing this band that is a professional singer

This is a fairly nice way of saying, "bag your own junk."

Cleaning the derby bag out. Buncha missing socks call this thing home

This AM I asked the universe for yoga mat cleaner. Just now, I was given a free sample of this stuff #MysticalShit

. Thinking of transferring here. What do you think?

Mmnmn, yeahuhhh


Southern View newsletter's idea of responsible advice:

I like this professor's tests:

4 years with this guy (on the right--I've been with the cat even longer)

Believe you me, I've considered getting a custom portrait off Etsy. Usually she looks like this though:

More pup pics to celebrate two years! http://twitpic.com/c20pov

More pup pics to celebrate two years!

Adopted this sweet thing two years ago.

Here, doves, eat some LIGHTNING

This Puppy Bowl sucks

Also, here is a picture of TWO squirrels on my bird feeder. I just don't have to heart to shoo them away.