Adopted this sweet thing two years ago.

Here, doves, eat some LIGHTNING

This Puppy Bowl sucks

Also, here is a picture of TWO squirrels on my bird feeder. I just don't have to heart to shoo them away.

Sorry, but this just looks like a dirty sweater. "Ombré," my arse.

I have groupies already. The dog howled at me.

Loook what I got back!

Maybe the most accurate thing I've seen. H/T to @valderritas

@Licia360 How about...

@Licia360 Baby's first tattoo!

Vegan trivia tats (I'm the one with yellow skin, which is worrisome)

Trivia tats

A sippy cup of wine! At Hedwig and the Angry Inch at Legacy Theatre @LegacySPI

@NekoCase She looks like my sweetheart!

.@LizRomine is great:

Grandma keeps removing pegs at random, which is really helping my score #alz

These dogs seem comfortable with staying inside:

100% of net profits of this necklace goes towards fighting violence against women. That's actually really cool.

Jon Bon Jovi's fragrance tagline: "the allure of a rock star, the passion of a artist, the spirit of a philanthropist"

Someone's interp of "buttery nipples"