In expectation of imminent rain, my normally slick road bike is now adorned with clip-on plastic.

Someone left a bowl of these in the staff lunchroom. I'll be putting this on everything I eat today.

I'm destined to die on some form of two wheels.

I took a picture of the #eclipse with my handheld camera. I should have just Photoshopped something.

The picture is on the office fridge, which is full of Cola products.

A Pillow Menu. This is why we're doomed as a species.

When I rode over this yesterday, it was just a nasty pothole.

Google Maps April Fools. See the directions.

LHCb events at 7 TeV.

First collisions in the LHC ATLAS experiment.

Me and a fellow unfortunate risking a lightning strike over golf ball size hail.

Trying to stay upright riding across this was fun on 23mm tyres.

The rain was strong too.

Heading home after the 60km Freeway Bike Hike.

This hotel has some very large (Koi?) fish in a pond outside my window.