Mother killer. Damn woman. Australian. My opinions are my own. And sometimes yours.

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There's a joke in here somewhere.

Awesome band name. It's a shame doesn't have a clue what she's talking about.

Alright, I'll say it: WHAT DOES THIS TWEET EVEN MEAN?! I smell BS.

This one brings me so much joy.

This makes me laugh so hard.

These "toys" have been "two weeks away" and / or "coming soon" ever since I've known him.

. is in my lap right now. Be jealous.

All ur are belong to me.

Guess who's hanging out w/ ? (For the slow ppl in the room, that would be me) cc


What in the fuck.

There's a "lie down with dogs" joke in here somewhere.

A friend of mine thought the same and got me this t-shirt! Let me know if Ted is any good!


Clearly, Siri doesn't want to hurt my feelings.