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@urbanrocker

It takes a certain kind of person to be this wrong, so often and about everything. •__•

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I don't think I could ever go to another game and NOT sit in the box seats again!

Every time I look at my lock screen I want to pop over & give the Blowjob he deserves :).

I would make sweet sweet love to this song if I could. And I'd take my time too, like with a nubile virgin.

OMG it's 81° ... Who's mad? Such a lovely day I don't dare waste it.

Ah yes, the 405/105 Interchange. FUCK!!

You're welcome:

Lmfao the definition from WhatTheTrend for Coach Carter is funny as hell.

Oh dear god, the apocalypse is truly near: my lesbian cousin is really pregnant.

Queen Elizabeth

Ok i wasn't excited til we got here, but fuck yes, we're in Vegas bitches! Woo!

Ok i wasn't excited til we got here, but fuck yes, we're in Vegas bitches! Woo!

I throw back my covers to make up my bed and this is what the hell I find: god damn 8 legged freak!

Sometimes I get really bored. In honor of 10/10/10!

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Las Vegas is a beautiful city...but I'm glad to be going home.

It took me 30 minutes but I finally learned how to toe a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue ;) #vegastricks

Oh my god the TSA just took my fucking favorite torch lighter... it was a gift and it was fucking empty.

It's shit like this that makes me proud to live in Los Angeles

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Round my hometown...

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