I'll bet she's a little handsy

Beautiful day in Central Park

We have an interesting living room.

The Yankees have their own fragrance now? Great, I've always wanted to smell like ball-sweat & chewing tobacco.

Good stuff

It says "Thanks for the 2am bone honey" #sleepfucking

Hitch looks like he's angry with me

Time to beat the ol avocado #soundsdirtybutitisnt

Lube in mustard packaging. Should I be worried?

Days like today require the big one. #getyourheadoutofthegutter

I find myself judging furniture on its fuck potential

At the genius bar. Thank you AppleCare

Well my Xmas shopping for my family is done

Naked ladies!

Dough Boy!!!

Hey @lovingviolence and @Quickiesnewyork jealous? Even came with a free spoon!

I'm surrounded by people who think this makes them farmers!

Sums it up

Golden Showers not golden parachutes.