A dosser and a dwad.
Freedom of speech does mean freedom to talk bollocks, unfortunately.
In case it gets deleted:
Ooh, lemme guess. Is it "twerk"? I bet it is. It's "twerk", isn't it.
I'm changing my name to Bo Jones. If I write my name in block caps, surname first, people might buy my books.
@ThePoke Honourable mention, surely :
Should've spent the money on players, Sullivan. #westham
It works though.
Getting a Walkie Talkie suntan...
That's it then - Palace are definitely going down.
Well said, @sturdyAlex
"If you are still alive, You are to contact us back immediately" #targetedmarketing
Unfriendliest menu I've ever seen. #REPRIMAND
Variety is the spice of life, @twitter....
My junk mail folder. Why is the fact that they're "local" so important?
Hard day's work ahead for me.... but not this hard:
Well done, @ukhomeoffice, that's another PR coup. You arseholes.
Couldn't resist in the end. Borrowed £25. Well worth it. @Aggerscricket is charm personified.
If you've done nothing wrong...
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