#TigerWoodsWife is a better cover girl for Tiger Beat than Miley Cyrus ever could be. (I do not condone domestic violence, only puns.)

Another publicity photo from Dracula. The man himself in the coffin, before we lined it with red satin.

A publicity photo from Dracula made it into the paper! I'm so proud of my little stars!

Spazzo spazzing out like a spaz.

Yes @jessiebaylin, milk was a bad choice!

Fire at Foresthill/American River Confluence, from back deck.

My tribute to Billy Mays. I'll shout out everything for the rest of the day in your honor.

Doyle is passed out on the basement floor, snoring like an old man.

This wild turkey comes by and pecks at my car. One day it came and pecked at our front door. Next time it pecks at my car, I'm going to chase it away with my airsoft pistol.