Kelsey Jane

@umm_itsKelsey

Warning: I swear, I joke around, and once in a great while, be serious, all with a touch of sarcasm. I have no filter. What I think, I say.

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There’s a hot man in my bed and all he’s doing is sleeping. Not even joking.

HEY I found WALTER in my FRENCH class!

Let me just say, I love my job! These are left over from a wine tasting. Who’s coming over to help me drink all this?

This is one of the many reasons I love my sister *snicker*

This is what I have to do to get myself not to text a guy when I haven’t heard from him in a while.

This is why I love

Okay, I’m gonna try... If I’m arrested, you know why. Cute, right??

Long fucking day.

Couldn’t have been more perfect.

You think I’m joking. Nope. This is what I’m staring at and standing in front of. Not moving. Ever.

This is my project for the day at work. Not the GUY superviser. Mine. He’s not a ‘handyman’. *snicker*

Care to join me?

This makes texting fun. I swear I am the only one who can find a way to injure herself with a frozen hotdog.

Think you’re a fan of someone’s music? Not until you do this you are not. #dedication

There is just no attractive way to eat chips.

Sad day.

I’m sure you have seen this one but it literally took my breath away…

Happy Easter Bitches!

I searched for post office….maybe some like their mail delivered sexily?

My motto for the rest of summer!!

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