I say words like 'reyt' a lot.
Somebody's put a big blue cock on the fourth plinth at Trafalgar Square.
All that effort for 12 likes. Tough crowd on Instagram tonight.
@ChrisCowie85 don't mess.
Due to illness, I've been accidentally sober for seven days. Let's hope falling off the wagon doesn't hurt too much.
@Jamesyblade @HelsBels327 she is a dirty bitch.
Liam Payne. Singer, heartbreaker, shapeshifter.
@Beffnehhh Hero. Six Days.
Meanwhile, on the planet Facebook.
@samcunliffe @JadeeyTollers @Beffnehhh
@JadeeyTollers @samcunliffe @Beffnehhh this woman?
Quite easily the best thing I've seen all day.
@fauxrealio you can borrow this if you like?
@hannahsulllivan ladies and gents. Awesome.
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